What is Ass-monkey?
1. One who exudes stupidity.
2. One who tries to be funny but fails miserably.
"The two people who submitted their versions of the definition before me (mojohojojomo and lee!) are a couple of reeeaaaalll ASS-MONKIES!!!"
in my opinion an ass-monkey has not one but two definitions;
1.someone that follows someone else around and won't leave them alone.
2.a type of flea that hangs around in your arse hair.
" i have to go and feed the ass-monkeys that live in my arse with the dried shit that is incrusted in my arse pubes.""
A ridiculously stupid person. A complete imbecile.
Why do you have to be such an Ass-Monkey?
A "kiss ass", "brown noser". A person who is trying to impress someone by following them around...closely.
Someone or something that keep throwing their shit in your face.
Wonder what that ass-monkey Bush is gonna say now.