Assmonkey Edit Meaning

1.

A close relative of an asshat, an assmonkey is best defined as 'any disagreeable idiot who has successfully combined being an asshole with the brainpower of a monkey fed LSD'.

Eytemology is unknown, but there are perhaps links to Wayne's World, and the line "Pshyeah, and monkeys might fly out my butt."

"God, could Nicholas be any more of an assmonkey? RTFM, n00b."

2.

1. A homosexual man.

2. An asshole with the intelligence of a monkey.

3. A homosexual man with the intelligence of a monkey being an asshole.

4. A total fucking idiot (see fucktard)

5. Actual monkey in someone's ass.

"What a barrel of fucking assmonkeys."

3.

1.Someone that asks stupid questions.

2.A complete idiot.

'That guy is such an AssMonkey!'

See stupid, idiot, dickhead, fool, arse monkey

4.

assmonkey, rico, Jesse holmes

Hey Jesse! Assmonkey! Rico!

See jesse, holmes, assmonkey, rico

5.

1:(n) a complete idiot

2:(n) a useless individual

3:(n) a combination of both in a supervisory position

1: "only an assmonkey wouldn't know that"

2: "that assmonkey can't do anything without fucking it up"

3: "Eddie is such an assmonkey, how'd he get to be a supervisor? And what assmonkey made him a supervisor?"

See idiot, moron, stupid fuck, shit for brains, cocksucker, eddie, myron

6.

A monkey with an obscenely large ass, so large that its head actually goes up its ass.

You can buy them in places that are infested with assmonkeys, such as, the white house. "bo-de-gas", nigga

"hey is that derek?"

"yeah, hes a fuckin assmonkey"

"who cares"

See ass, monkey, derek, lol, haha, r0fl

7.

an idiot, retard, someone who thinks they are an expert in a certain subject that they know nothing about

AJ said he could fix my car, but he just made it worse. what an assmonkey.