What is Assmonster?
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a person with a monsterous ass that often develops nicknames such as "laffy taffy" or "ba dunk a dunk" and may cause dry eyes if looked at too often due to lack of blinking
"Damn girl, how you get all of that in them jeans, you assmonster!"
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The best book ever about a soft hearted gangster who falls for a cat and gets caught
Woah Le Chat et Le Gangster est super!
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An adult who is unable to sever the umbilical cord.
Only a homoretardi (pl. or homoretardus) would still be on his mom's cellphone..