What is Assmonster?
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a person with a monsterous ass that often develops nicknames such as "laffy taffy" or "ba dunk a dunk" and may cause dry eyes if looked at too often due to lack of blinking
"Damn girl, how you get all of that in them jeans, you assmonster!"
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one who most readily demonstrates himself as master of douches
October 2004: Alex Rodriguez, NY YANKEES
"F&^%N A-ROD! What a ..