Ass-mop

What is Ass-mop?

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1. To scoot ones ass across a surface.

2. The action of a dog scooting its derrier across the floor, potentially leaving a foul smell and sometimes a trace of god only knows.

3. A device used to clean your big Aunt Pearl.

4. An excessively hairy ass that could be re-named Bob Marley

1,2. That dog just ass-mopped my carpet!

3. Go and ass-mop your Aunt Pearl, Jimmy!

4. SUSIE: "So how was last night with that frat hottie?"

DAISY SUE: "Well, I woke up, turned my head and saw the biggest ass-mop of my life!"

SUSIE: "You shoulda busted out those scissors Daisy Sue!"

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