What is Assmosis?
1.
The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss.
"He got VP via assmosis."
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2.
A process by which a dumb inept individual attains high status and success by kissing up to superiors and stepping on co workers to attain empty undeserved success in a corporate environment.
It was evident that their success had attained not through intelligence, hard work or through experience but it was through assmosis.
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3.
The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.
the guy sitting next to you suffers from assmosis
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4.
the process of one's butt getting bigger just by standing beside those with bigger butts.
People with fat friends get bigger butts just by being around "fat asses"
Julie's butt got bigger every time she was near Jane because of assmosis.
I can't help that my ass has gotten bigger; it was assmosis.
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5.
the process of one's butt getting bigger just by standing beside those with bigger butts.
People with fat friends get bigger butts just by being around "fat asses"
Julie's butt got bigger every time she was near Jane because of assmosis.
I can't help that my ass has gotten bigger; it was assmosis.
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6.
When two people engage in anal sex.
(called "assmosis" because the two lovers are absorbing each other's pleasure as they bump their ends)
Derived from the word "osmosis."
Okay cowboy, let's go make love on the couch via assmosis.
