What is Assmouse Cheesepants?
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One who is an Assmouse wearing Cheesepants. Or one who is the "wanna be" of the group, and is always bugging you for a nickname. Assmouse Cheesepants is the perfect solution for such a friend.
Jon: C'mon guys give me a nick name!
Ken: Dude just shut up.
Larry: Ok fine Jon. You're now Assmouse Cheesepants.
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