Assmuff

What is Assmuff?

1) a berating, downing insult

2) A Straight person that displays homosexual tendencies

3) a person that has tendency to be dirty,unclean and dishevilled

4) any combination of the above

"Shut-up assmuff!"

or

"Come here assmuff..."

Horsey As Hell

1. Shockingly disgusting, yet pleasurable. Yesterday i ate ice cream for breakfast, two French dips for lunch, and an entire pizza for din..

Knob Polish

1. What emits during heavy petting, shortly to be followed by vigorous knob polishing (hopefully). Damn, two minutes with that Stupid Donk..

Feeking

1. the act of sticking your toung in the opposit sexs mouth and twiting around. widly used in disco across the west of ireland also known a..

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