Assmuffin

What is Assmuffin?


1.

is a polite way to say asshole

paul is an assmuffin

2.

A small creature that crawls into your anal cavity and proceeds to create muffins at his leisure. Mind you, these are no ordinary muffins. Once created, there is only one way for the muffins to exit your rear.

Damn that assmuffin made muffins in my ass.

See Jon

3.

dry pieces of shit that accumulate on or around your sheets, comforter, or even boxer briefs

damn, I need to start wiping better, I had ass muffins all over the place!


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