What is Assmuffin?
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is a polite way to say asshole
paul is an assmuffin
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A small creature that crawls into your anal cavity and proceeds to create muffins at his leisure. Mind you, these are no ordinary muffins. Once created, there is only one way for the muffins to exit your rear.
Damn that assmuffin made muffins in my ass.
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3.
dry pieces of shit that accumulate on or around your sheets, comforter, or even boxer briefs
damn, I need to start wiping better, I had ass muffins all over the place!
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Discarded used condoms often found swimming just downstream of the sewer outlet in the River Tyne
Look there goes another Rubber-nosed-..
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1. Originated nowhere in particular. Whenever you think about it, you automatically think of a one night stand that lasted pretty long ..
