Assmung Edit Meaning

1. A alternat word for penis, yet it has many more uses then you would expect. My penile unit is out of whack. Look at his penile unit. ..

1. any fan of twilight (preferably a girl) who flaunts her love of twilight like a 10 cent hooker.* although reasons for such whore status ..

1. One who feels the seat after a person has gotten up "Dude did you just see that guy yaple her seat?" See murph, douche, douc..