Assmustard

What is Assmustard?

1. Produced after anal sex, the substance which seeps from the anus (mostly semen and fecal matter combined) which is commonly used as a condiment.

2. The substance produced when a person used any condiment as an anal lubricant.

After a long night of fucking, Lauren wiped the assmustard off the bed sheets.

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51/50

1. clinically insane that nicca gone 51/50 and murdered his moms. 2. police code meaning crazy and violent. often used as slang meaning ..

Shit Hemmorhage

1. cross between shitting your pants and having a brain hemmorhage I thought my boss was gonna have a shit hemmorhage when i called off wo..

Macked

1. to have made out with someone. dude, i macked with him! 2. to get owned, hit, etc. "yo my man look that car got macked" &q..

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