Assmustard

What is Assmustard?

1. Produced after anal sex, the substance which seeps from the anus (mostly semen and fecal matter combined) which is commonly used as a condiment.

2. The substance produced when a person used any condiment as an anal lubricant.

After a long night of fucking, Lauren wiped the assmustard off the bed sheets.

See assmustard, ass, mustard, lauren, ballsauce

Zeetz

1. zeetz is everything and nothing simultaneously. zeetz is another way to say your in love because you are to blind to realize what's..

Chronic Dick

1. When your penis is unable to get an erection due to too many consumption of cannabis. Mary Jane: Lets fuck! David: OK Mary Jane: What..

The Old 1-2 Slappy

1. When 2 males stand on each side of a girl on her knees while she uses KY Tingling Sensation Lube to masturbate both of them continuously..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Assmustard Edit Meaning