Assmustard

What is Assmustard?

1. Produced after anal sex, the substance which seeps from the anus (mostly semen and fecal matter combined) which is commonly used as a condiment.

2. The substance produced when a person used any condiment as an anal lubricant.

After a long night of fucking, Lauren wiped the assmustard off the bed sheets.

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