What is Assmustard?
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1. Produced after anal sex, the substance which seeps from the anus (mostly semen and fecal matter combined) which is commonly used as a condiment.
2. The substance produced when a person used any condiment as an anal lubricant.
After a long night of fucking, Lauren wiped the assmustard off the bed sheets.
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a woman with a vagina that ressembles the bill of a duck-bill platipuss
damn that stripper had a major vagiplatipuss
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When a male's testesand surrounding sacare so relaxed that they actually dip into the water whilst droppin' a deuce.
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The actual excitement stemming from the anticipation of having a bowel movement.
Man, I just ate two burritos. I'm definately ansh..
