What is Assnipresent?
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Take off of ominpresent but refering to someone who has an ass that is so large that it seems to be everywhere at once.
"Hey Bro, Fat Fanny is wiggling her ass at you!"
"Like, how can you tell she's wiggling it at me?"
"'Cause Bro, it's pointed right at you!"
"It looks like it's pointing at everyone in the whole room. She's assnipresent."
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you say this when your stoned
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The sexual act of taking a crap on the chest of a flat woman and then making sweet love to her breasts.
I met this chick who had really..
