What is Assnipresent?
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Take off of ominpresent but refering to someone who has an ass that is so large that it seems to be everywhere at once.
"Hey Bro, Fat Fanny is wiggling her ass at you!"
"Like, how can you tell she's wiggling it at me?"
"'Cause Bro, it's pointed right at you!"
"It looks like it's pointing at everyone in the whole room. She's assnipresent."
Random Words:
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Ultimate level of chillification.
How chillatosis are you?
Megatosed..
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to cry so hard, you dry heave or vomit
I had such a horrible day, I cromited myself to sleep last night
See cromit, vomit, puke..