Assnipresent

What is Assnipresent?

Take off of ominpresent but refering to someone who has an ass that is so large that it seems to be everywhere at once.

"Hey Bro, Fat Fanny is wiggling her ass at you!"

"Like, how can you tell she's wiggling it at me?"

"'Cause Bro, it's pointed right at you!"

"It looks like it's pointing at everyone in the whole room. She's assnipresent."

Indexing

1. The act of constantly refreshing or updating a platform of discussion, in search of any and all new additions. Man, I was so bored last..

Telewhacker

1. another word for "Penis". "dude, put some pants on, I don't want to see your telewhacker." See ding dong, man..

Nosey

1. to put your nose into someone elses business to be nebby keep your nose out of my business you nosey parker! 2. To wiggle your nose ..

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