What is Assnipresent?
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Take off of ominpresent but refering to someone who has an ass that is so large that it seems to be everywhere at once.
"Hey Bro, Fat Fanny is wiggling her ass at you!"
"Like, how can you tell she's wiggling it at me?"
"'Cause Bro, it's pointed right at you!"
"It looks like it's pointing at everyone in the whole room. She's assnipresent."
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The funeral of someone loved by family and friends. Not wanting to call the service a funeral, homegoing to be with God.
I am planning..
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On your hands and knees, ready to take it from behind.
She got down in the yokalite position...
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1. A dog with special needs
2. Evette
3. Latricia's dog
"Why the fuck did we get the damn retarded dog????"
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