Assologist Edit Meaning

1. A male who is obsessed with David Hasslehoff is a hoff lover He loves the Hoff he is a hoff lover See david, hasslehoff, hoff, lover, ..

1. To be so stupid you not just retarded. Your umtarded. "He just tripped over a cordless phone. You have to be umtarded to do that&q..

1. "As if I fucking care" Used in online conversations, often when telling someone about how another person told them something ..