Assometer

What is Assometer?

A meter measurement of the quality, and sometimes quantity, of a female butt. A meter that reads units of the 0-10 rating system.

1st. Guy: "Lordy! Look at that fine butt on that woman! That will measure a nine on the assometer!"

2nd. Guy: "It is fine indeed, but my assometer reads only an eight!"

See ass, butt, rump, rear, tail, backside, tush

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