Assometer

What is Assometer?

A meter measurement of the quality, and sometimes quantity, of a female butt. A meter that reads units of the 0-10 rating system.

1st. Guy: "Lordy! Look at that fine butt on that woman! That will measure a nine on the assometer!"

2nd. Guy: "It is fine indeed, but my assometer reads only an eight!"

See ass, butt, rump, rear, tail, backside, tush

Officer Bob

1. Any lowlifeofficer who has nothing better to do but to huntyour assdown and give you tickets when he/she feels like it. (Usually a maleo..

Cloof

1. a slang term for vagina a.k.a da pussy i need some cloof about now nigga.....2. her cloof stank See pussy, vagina, panocha, love tunne..

Orgasmically

1. so bomb, kind of like a little orgasm :) ---- copyrighted biiaatchhh `06 pauline t. ooh, jack sparrow is orgasmically hot See orgasm..

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