Assometer

What is Assometer?

A meter measurement of the quality, and sometimes quantity, of a female butt. A meter that reads units of the 0-10 rating system.

1st. Guy: "Lordy! Look at that fine butt on that woman! That will measure a nine on the assometer!"

2nd. Guy: "It is fine indeed, but my assometer reads only an eight!"

See ass, butt, rump, rear, tail, backside, tush

Alfbd

1. some one who is constantly in love and hate with people named matthew or marrian matthew and alfbd are really mad at eachother See lfb..

2 Minutes Off

1. Basically 2 minutes off sex. girl - hahahaha babe u look funny guy- dats it, 2 minutes off. See sex, time, funny..

Zooba Rooba

1. to chill. (ie refrigerate) Did you zooba rooba those beers like I told you to, fuckwit?..

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