Assortaint

What is Assortaint?

Double meaning:

1. Past-tense KY podunk version of ascertained - Determined, discovered with certainty.

2. Noun - Anal or genital region of the male anatomy.

1. He assortaint that yer a dick.

2. Is that assortaint? I can't tell, but it smells like shit either way.

See anus, genital, ass, taint, balls

Radford Skank

1. In regional Virginia slang, defining a female who attended Radford University. Known for their particular brand of less-than-subtle prom..

Cock Jam

1. The white, sticky, salty, creamy tasting substance that comes out of the penis. She ate my cock jam and loved it! See jizz, come, cock..

A Beautiful Lie

1. Is saying something so amazing that makes people feel all good inside, even if they know is not true. I can't be mad... coz it&apo..

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