Assortaint

What is Assortaint?

Double meaning:

1. Past-tense KY podunk version of ascertained - Determined, discovered with certainty.

2. Noun - Anal or genital region of the male anatomy.

1. He assortaint that yer a dick.

2. Is that assortaint? I can't tell, but it smells like shit either way.

See anus, genital, ass, taint, balls

Sesame Seed

1. A person who follows too close in a moving vehicle; a person that follows you around everywhere. "This dude won't get off my ..

Kabobed

1. To be impaled on; also, to be stabbed "man, i fell of that fence and almost got kabobed on a pole" See shank, stab, impale, ..

Jowep

1. long haired idiot ............................ you are SUCH a jowep 2. the technical term for a long haired slightly retarded person ..

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