Assortaint

What is Assortaint?

Double meaning:

1. Past-tense KY podunk version of ascertained - Determined, discovered with certainty.

2. Noun - Anal or genital region of the male anatomy.

1. He assortaint that yer a dick.

2. Is that assortaint? I can't tell, but it smells like shit either way.

See anus, genital, ass, taint, balls

Scheve

1. To steal someone elses pot smoking utensils. I'm gonna go scheve that holy pipe...

Utf

1. Untranslated French. Escort/hooker code for fellatio without a condom. "After a few minutes, she finished me off with UTF." ..

Dry Fart

1. Your standard issue fart. There are no offending ass juices that escape when you release the noxious gas. Man, after all those beans I..

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