Assortaint

What is Assortaint?


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Double meaning:

1. Past-tense KY podunk version of ascertained - Determined, discovered with certainty.

2. Noun - Anal or genital region of the male anatomy.

1. He assortaint that yer a dick.

2. Is that assortaint? I can't tell, but it smells like shit either way.

See anus, genital, ass, taint, balls


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