Assortaint

What is Assortaint?

Double meaning:

1. Past-tense KY podunk version of ascertained - Determined, discovered with certainty.

2. Noun - Anal or genital region of the male anatomy.

1. He assortaint that yer a dick.

2. Is that assortaint? I can't tell, but it smells like shit either way.

See anus, genital, ass, taint, balls

Jarrod

1. The most awesome guy u will ever meet. He is everything u can ever imagine. Plus he has a big penis ladies ;-). Alexis-Dude that Jarrod..

K-wa

1. An morbidly obese person with a large ass who uses said body part to propel herself swiftly down the track. Man, look at the K-Wa go! ..

Imagikal

1. Something randomly imaginary and possible possessing magical properties but usually just surrounded by hilarious failege tardface: Hey ..

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