What is Assortaint?
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Double meaning:
1. Past-tense KY podunk version of ascertained - Determined, discovered with certainty.
2. Noun - Anal or genital region of the male anatomy.
1. He assortaint that yer a dick.
2. Is that assortaint? I can't tell, but it smells like shit either way.
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To insert ones finger in an anus.
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