Assortaint

What is Assortaint?

Double meaning:

1. Past-tense KY podunk version of ascertained - Determined, discovered with certainty.

2. Noun - Anal or genital region of the male anatomy.

1. He assortaint that yer a dick.

2. Is that assortaint? I can't tell, but it smells like shit either way.

See anus, genital, ass, taint, balls

Why Am I Wearing Pants? Moment

1. A moment of sudden realisation. Derived from the feeling felt when one is home alone and realises that the act of wearing pantsis futile..

Srd

1. So Rad Dude. Used when describing things that generally excite or enthrall bros. My puka shell necklace is SRD. See rad, burly, awesom..

Kenly

1. fucking redneck capital of the world! where do you live? in fucking kenly wow man that sucks. tell me about it See nc, north caroli..

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