What is Ass-panic?
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The state of mind that occurs when one must stop whatever they are doing and run for the nearest bathroom, or suitable area, due to a now inevitable urge to move one's bowels.
Boss: "Hey did you finish that list of stuff I gave you?"
Employee: "No, I suddenly went into ass-panic and I ran for the bathroom."
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The legal entitlement for men in the work place to take extended time off during work hours to extricate their bowels i.e. drop the kids..
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Guard for your penor
OMG! Activate the penor guard!..