Ass-panic

What is Ass-panic?


1.

The state of mind that occurs when one must stop whatever they are doing and run for the nearest bathroom, or suitable area, due to a now inevitable urge to move one's bowels.

Boss: "Hey did you finish that list of stuff I gave you?"

Employee: "No, I suddenly went into ass-panic and I ran for the bathroom."

See ass, panic, poop, defecate, crap


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