Ass-panic

What is Ass-panic?

1.

The state of mind that occurs when one must stop whatever they are doing and run for the nearest bathroom, or suitable area, due to a now inevitable urge to move one's bowels.

Boss: "Hey did you finish that list of stuff I gave you?"

Employee: "No, I suddenly went into ass-panic and I ran for the bathroom."

See ass, panic, poop, defecate, crap
44

Random Words:

Zell
1. n: 1. The greatest/worst Tight End in Miami (FL) history AKA Christopher Zellner. Jake: Hey did you guys watch the Emerald Bowl? Kory:..
Read more
Cheasters
1. "Christians" who go to church only on Christmas and Easter. Or even worse, they celebrate the holidays without even going to ..
Read more
Mount Laurel
1. A south Jersey town where nothing ever happens. Mount Laurel is just a place to wait till the Jersey Shore gets warm again. Essentialy..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free