Asspanic

What is Asspanic?

Excessive worryabout one's body or appearance, especially before a social engagement.

Any frenzied hurry related to inconsequential details in one's appearance.

Realizing his white shell-toes had a fat scuff in them on the way to a date, Roland burst out in an asspanic.

In her reflection off a parked car, Sally noticed her new blouse made her boobs look small and flew into an asspanic about her job interview.

See ", ass-panic, insecure, paranoid, trendy, shallow, materialistic, vanity

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