Asspants

What is Asspants?

An assbag so extensive that it has to be made into an entire pair of pants.

Lou couldn't remember to empty his assbag frequently enough so he needed to get fitted for a pair of asspants. What a rod.

Zeldaphile

1. A person who becomes sexually aroused by the Zelda video games. The reason Timmy is humping his Wii is because he is a Zeldaphile See ..

Zepole

1. Pronounced Z-POLE n: A slang word for a big nipple Wow, would you like to touch my zepole? See nipple, chest, titty, tip, big..

Quildo

1. noun-A crossbreed between a feathered writing utensil and a dildo. Can be used for vaginal or rectal pleasure and also used for writing..

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