Asspants

What is Asspants?

An assbag so extensive that it has to be made into an entire pair of pants.

Lou couldn't remember to empty his assbag frequently enough so he needed to get fitted for a pair of asspants. What a rod.

Gutshot

1. See belly buster. Straight draw in which only one card will complete your hand, a.k.a. an inside straight draw. For example, you comple..

Jizzcano

1. the result of beating off the second or third time in a single day. dude thinks to himself; man if that didn't turn into a jizzca..

Jungle Cock

1. a very hairy cock stop flossing my teeth, shave your jungle cock 2. reference to a monkey penis or an extreamly large african's ..

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