What is Asspanzer?
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1. Noun (olde English infused with Germanic overtones): One who thrusts the virtues of elegance through the figurative sphincter of an uncouth savage.
His tireless efforts to tame the savagery of Britain's underclass, commonly known as '
Chavs ', have granted him status as the foremost asspanzer of our age.
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A large, tank like ass, that seemingly leaks little chunks, kind of like flak.
Damn, look at that asspanzer she got goin on!
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A sex thing in which you put your balls in her butt, then put a quarter in her slot, then she pops out the balls.
My chick pushed to ha..
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To call for a hooker, and then, in close enough proximity, bop her head with a whiffle bat. Conclude your feat with a loud exclamation ..
