What is Asspanzer?
1.
1. Noun (olde English infused with Germanic overtones): One who thrusts the virtues of elegance through the figurative sphincter of an uncouth savage.
His tireless efforts to tame the savagery of Britain's underclass, commonly known as '
Chavs ', have granted him status as the foremost asspanzer of our age.
2.
A large, tank like ass, that seemingly leaks little chunks, kind of like flak.
Damn, look at that asspanzer she got goin on!
