Asspatch

What is Asspatch?

A small cloth used for the wiping of smelly asses.

a) A host place for the abundant growth of asses.

b) A cut of leather or another select material designed for the covering of unaesthetically pleasing asses.

I hope that when you die, your corpse will provide for a lush and thriving asspatch.

See ass, buttwipe, buttfloss, assface, shat

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