What is Asspatch?
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A small cloth used for the wiping of smelly asses.
a) A host place for the abundant growth of asses.
b) A cut of leather or another select material designed for the covering of unaesthetically pleasing asses.
I hope that when you die, your corpse will provide for a lush and thriving asspatch.
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The result of being a guy on the Real World, or being an extremely hot (yet cool) guy.
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a shorter way to say checkin out chicks, or lookin at a girls body.
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