What is Asspenis?
1.
Penis growing from the ass
'I can't take a shit cos my asspenis is in the way'
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1. A person, place, situation, or thing that has the qualities of both an ass and a penis
2. The act of butt-fucking.
3. A word which I FUCKING MADE UP
"Man, that guy is such an asspenis"
"Shit! I dropped my muffin! Asspenis!"
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verb - to masturbate
"Dude, if you can't get a girl tonight just go home and nail oneself.
See masturbation, nail, sex, hook..
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This legendary beast is said to roam unseen in the populated halls of the fabled Piemessess. Few have beheld the sight of this creature ..
