What is Asspergers?
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A disease acquired by accidentally sitting on one of them new-fangled grills.
(Pronounced: Ass-Bur-gers)
"How was I supposed to know it was a lit grill and not a chair? And now I'm stuck with 'Asspergers!'"
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