Ass-phault Edit Meaning

1. someone who believes they have partaken in sexual intercourse but in actual fact they have not. Person A:"i got laid on the weeken..

1. A once upon a time hero that use to take over lands and seas with his longing penis, but got his powers taken away because he lost a fig..

1. When you know what's the dilly, yo. -"Got some connections, bro..." -"I know my shit."..