Assphoon

What is Assphoon?

The results of a particularly bad case of indigestion. Its trademark is having both rain (diarrhea) and wind (gas).

After eating Chinese yesterday, I had one hell of an assphoon

See diarrhea, the runs, the shits, explosive diarrhea, assplosion

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