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That creepy guy at the mall who pops a boner in your lap when you sit down for a picture you'll just throw away in 4 months.
Ho Ho..
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a stain resulting from expelled jizm; typically presents itself on some sort of fabric our coushion in which its discovery is appalling
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a fetish which involves having sex with any form of baked goods or pastry
She's really into yeastiality...