Asspillow

What is Asspillow?

1) A ring-shaped pillow used to elevate one's ass from a sitting surface, usually to promote rapid healing of a injury on the posterior

2) A tall skinny bastard/bitch who does nothing but spew chunky diarrhea out of his/her gaping noisehole. (See also assclown)

1) I forgot my asspillow, and my hemerroid popped when I sat on your couch.

2) Shut the hell up, you asspillow!

Lotionized

1. Someone or something that is covered in lotion and completely moisturized. "No Mom I can't answer the door, I just lotionized..

Carfted

1. The act of passing gas while coughing. To fart and cough simultaneously. My coworker had a horrible cold. One day he sat in a chair and..

Jailhouse Wallet

1. In lieu of pockets or a functional billfold or wallet, the use of one's anus as a recepticle for storing important items. Mainly im..

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