What is Asspirate?
1.
Someone, almost always a male, who has a masterfull command of another individual's, also almost always a male, buttocks
Person 1:Man, Jerry is such an asspirate.
Person 2: Yeah, he really owns your ass
2.
A man who likes to board another man's poopdeck with his plank.
yo ho, yo ho, asspirates are we, we fuck eachother up the ass with glee!
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3.
One who steals booty belonging to the same sex.
4.
a pirate puts it up your ass and you like it.
"Arg, Arg, Caleb J. I'm gonna get you!", said the asspirate.
5.
a male homosexual who joy fucking ass
mike is an asspirate,he wants to fuck your ass.
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6.
to take ones ass by force, in the manner of a pirate
look at that asspirate
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7.
to make love to a pirate's ass
Arh.. gimme another flying asspirate
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