Assplankton Edit Meaning

1. similar to =p but with spit coming out. similar to pwned guy:headshot =p; See pwned, =p, owned, spit, tounge, emoticon..

1. One who hates the world (like an emo person) but only because he is so impressed by himself. At first I thought Drew was emo, but then ..

1. 1. To neuter, or remove features from an electronic device, especially a cell phone, with the intent to make more money. My new cell ha..