Assplankton Edit Meaning

1. 1. a huge turd that widens your buttcrack to 3 feet in diameter 2. AKA a jordan a baby that comes out from your butt that rilk was lik..

1. Somebody who tells you they are going to drink with you and then backs out Pete told me we were going to the bar tonight but it turned ..

1. A notion of complete surprise or astonishment at something. Although this is often mundane and leads you to think that this person has l..