Assplode Edit Meaning

1.

A way of saying "explode" with a Spanish accent. To burst violently.

That meth house is going to assplode one day.

See explode, burst, blast, asplode

2.

To unexpectedly, and violently poop ones pants

john gazed across the table at melinda, his hands trembling with excitement. this is it he thought to himself. The moment was just as he had always imagined. He stood from his chair and knelt before her. Just then a terrible stink erupted from his trousers. Sadly, he had assploded.

See hershey squirt, wet fart, pennyloafer

3.

Diarrhea; or the same sort of actions

The people assplode in various days of the week.

See diarrhea, asplode, assplosion

4.

When you have gay butt sex and blow a load in your boyfriends ass. Derived from ass-plow-load

Man that gay guy must get some serious assplode

See asplode, buttsex, gay, love, sex

5.

To unexpectedly, and violently poop ones pants

john gazed across the table at melinda, his hands trembling with excitement. this is it he thought to himself. The moment was just as he had always imagined. He stood from his chair and knelt before her. Just then a terrible stink erupted from his trousers. Sadly, he had assploded.

See explode, poop, erupt, dump, pennyloafer