What is Assplumber?
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1. Proctologist
2. Anyone who literally or figuratively plumbs the depths of the anus. Anal cavities may be those belonging to any mammalian species. Not necessarily but possibly a sodomite.
3. Driver in San Mateo, California who honks a lot and cuts off pedestrians in crosswalks. Usually found in a luxury sedan or SUV.
4. A drunkenly enthusiastic applauder / woohooer of inferior musical performances.
When Dr. Lionel Sphincter was convicted of vehicular manslaughter and arrived at San Quentin Prison, the other assplumbers quickly taught him manners and the real meaning of juris prudence. Malpractice his ass this time!
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Guyspeak for "who cares, just open your legs". Used to get a girl into bed, regardless of her actual weight.
GF: I hate my bo..
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best goo goo dolls song ever.
And even though the moment passed me by
I still can't turn away
Cuz all the dreams you never thoug..
