Assport

What is Assport?


1.

pulling international pussy.

I got a Brazilian stamp on my Assport last night.

See pussy, international, tang, sex, anal

2.

While someone is packing their suitcase for a trip, sit on the suitcase opening as if on a toilet seat, release the most acidic gas a human anus can muster, and then zip the suitcase shut for them to travel with the stinch.

Emily was getting ready to hit town the other night, I was sure to pack an assport for her.

See suitcase, travel, fart, assport, gas, airplane


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