What is Assport?
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pulling international pussy.
I got a Brazilian stamp on my Assport last night.
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While someone is packing their suitcase for a trip, sit on the suitcase opening as if on a toilet seat, release the most acidic gas a human anus can muster, and then zip the suitcase shut for them to travel with the stinch.
Emily was getting ready to hit town the other night, I was sure to pack an assport for her.
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