What is Assport?
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pulling international pussy.
I got a Brazilian stamp on my Assport last night.
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While someone is packing their suitcase for a trip, sit on the suitcase opening as if on a toilet seat, release the most acidic gas a human anus can muster, and then zip the suitcase shut for them to travel with the stinch.
Emily was getting ready to hit town the other night, I was sure to pack an assport for her.
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This is what the Asianhookers say to you when you are walking down the street.
*Driving down the street*
Hooker: "I give you good..
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Imitating a donkey
The donkey goes neeyaw-neeyaw..