Assportunity

What is Assportunity?

A chance to have sex (get some ass)

Guy #1 - "lets get out of here and hit up another bar"

Guy #2 - "We can't leave yet I think I have an assportunity with that chick"

See sex, hook-up, slang, opportunity

Guitargasm

1. The look of sheer ecstacy on one's face while playing a guitar solo - usually triggered by a long, sustained note or bend. Looks ve..

9/10

1. Trends associated with life before 9/11/2001, the day the World Trade Center was attacked. Also used mockingly to insinuate a person is ..

Mastecated

1. to injest food through your mouth Dude i mastecated so much last night i started getting cramps! See eating, eat, pig out, chewing..

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