Assportunity

What is Assportunity?

A chance to have sex (get some ass)

Guy #1 - "lets get out of here and hit up another bar"

Guy #2 - "We can't leave yet I think I have an assportunity with that chick"

See sex, hook-up, slang, opportunity

Gregoiring

1. Pissing and farting at the same time as loud as possible while standing up. Greg:*Pissing and farts at the same time* Jew: There shoul..

Ninja Hamster

1. Any of a subfamily (Cricetinae) of small Old World rodents trained in ancient Japanese martial arts and employed especially for espionag..

Orange Badger

1. One part Sparks Black Label, and one part cheap Champagne. Apparently tastes like orange soda, but drinks like malt liquor. That orange..

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