Assportunity

What is Assportunity?

A chance to have sex (get some ass)

Guy #1 - "lets get out of here and hit up another bar"

Guy #2 - "We can't leave yet I think I have an assportunity with that chick"

See sex, hook-up, slang, opportunity

Midwest Tickler

1. When a person eats a large amount of corn, then the next day takes a shit without wiping, and is immediately fucked in the ass. The cor..

Lawrie

1. a term used for an extremely undeniably irresistably hot male. in which the terms; hot, sexy, fine, ect... which do not nearly siffician..

Jacksoning Off

1. To eat while masturbating; only a task an extreme multi-tasker can accomplish efficiently. Ayo Bansain, I don't appreciate the fac..

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