Assportunity

What is Assportunity?

A chance to have sex (get some ass)

Guy #1 - "lets get out of here and hit up another bar"

Guy #2 - "We can't leave yet I think I have an assportunity with that chick"

See sex, hook-up, slang, opportunity

Zeolied

1. To move away from your friends and then send them emails inconspicuously expressing your regret for such action. I have been Zeolied ev..

Happy Hello

1. The warm feeling a woman gets when she is reminded of a recent sexual encounter, as the residue seminal fluid runs down her inside leg. ..

Shawn Dive

1. a dive in which a person attempts to perform a swan dive, but instead over-rotates and ends up doing a backflop into the water. my frie..

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