Assportunity

What is Assportunity?

A chance to have sex (get some ass)

Guy #1 - "lets get out of here and hit up another bar"

Guy #2 - "We can't leave yet I think I have an assportunity with that chick"

See sex, hook-up, slang, opportunity

Assident

1. When you are having sex with a girl and your penis accidentally comes out too far and goes back into her asshole. She usually screams in..

Stuart Hug

1. An amazing hug that is long and involves groping and hand movement That Stuart hug lasted 12 minutes! See hug, stuart, hgu, grope, stu..

Pump Her

1. Do cum inside a girls mouth I had to pump her all night. 1. Do cum inside a girls mouth I had to pump her all night...

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