Assportunity

What is Assportunity?

A chance to have sex (get some ass)

Guy #1 - "lets get out of here and hit up another bar"

Guy #2 - "We can't leave yet I think I have an assportunity with that chick"

See sex, hook-up, slang, opportunity

Potatoe Pussy

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Zee Germans

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Jizzumist

1. jizzumist- a person who likes to partake in the sampling and study of mens jizz to the means of becoming a jizzoligist rod- where is co..

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