Assportunity

What is Assportunity?

A chance to have sex (get some ass)

Guy #1 - "lets get out of here and hit up another bar"

Guy #2 - "We can't leave yet I think I have an assportunity with that chick"

See sex, hook-up, slang, opportunity

As Long As I Have A Hole In My Arse

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Zorba'd

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Bag O' Dicks

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