Asspresso

What is Asspresso?

When you take a shit into an espresso maker & turn it on. Then you float a load of foamy jism on the top if you want to make it a Cock Cappacino.

When I worked at starbucks I used to make alot of Asspressos.

See Doyle

Hugest

1. The biggest thing you have EVER seen...in your life. I got the HUGEST burn from the exhaust pipe while riding on the back of a motorcyc..

Zone Envy

1. Envy experienced by gardeners who, upon visiting gardens in climates other than their own, wish they could grow plants they can't. ..

Owwfuckmeinmyass

1. Usaully a preffered term used when one is subjected to a large amount of unsuspected pain. A door closing on a finger or a ball to the g..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Asspresso Edit Meaning