Asspresso

What is Asspresso?

When you take a shit into an espresso maker & turn it on. Then you float a load of foamy jism on the top if you want to make it a Cock Cappacino.

When I worked at starbucks I used to make alot of Asspressos.

See Doyle

Vindaloovians

1. A word from the T.V. show Red Dwarf. Used as an alien species with one eye that never blinks. Used in some episode of the series when th..

Bottle Of Stink

1. A empty water bottle that is consistantly farted into by one person, and then immidiatly capped to contain the pure methane. This bottle..

Zvonimir

1. Far too unique to be classified as nerd, geek, dork, or any other. Though he spends a lot of his time around computers, Geek and Nerd ar..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Asspresso Edit Meaning