What is Asspron?
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to be pronounced like apron, but not to be confused with edible product...like an apron but you put it over your ass to ensure protection from harmful objects. useful when: sliding down hills, cooking with your ass, visiting San Francisco (because i heard there was A gay there), backing that ass up, etc....
1.)Jenny, Jack, and Dill made sure to wear their assprons before their night on the town.
2.)"Don't forget your assprons!", a mother gently reminded her children before they left to catch the school bus.
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Situation where a man has an unusually intense orgasm, with an unusually large discharge of semen.
Man: Oh! Oh! OhhhhhOhhhhhOh..
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Something that is undeniably true. This cannot be argued with or challenged on any grounds known to man.
That ball was travelling twice..
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A really goddamn skinny joint.
"Man that's what I call a New York Joint man! You can pick your teeth with a New York Joint!&q..
