Asspron

What is Asspron?


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to be pronounced like apron, but not to be confused with edible product...like an apron but you put it over your ass to ensure protection from harmful objects. useful when: sliding down hills, cooking with your ass, visiting San Francisco (because i heard there was A gay there), backing that ass up, etc....

1.)Jenny, Jack, and Dill made sure to wear their assprons before their night on the town.

2.)"Don't forget your assprons!", a mother gently reminded her children before they left to catch the school bus.

See apron, a gay


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