Assprong Edit Meaning

1. When recieving a lap dance from a 300+ lb black lady she urinates on your leg. Then due to the movement you recieve urine chaffing thus ..

1. An urban word equivelant to lie. Pfft! Thats complete lafterwaffle!! -___- See lies, truth..

1. A girl that works multiple street corners around The Woodlands, Texas. Tends to be tall and may blend in with the many surrounding trees..