Assprong Edit Meaning

1. using condoms for entirely safe sex! Last night we ucfessed, birth control pills were entirley out of the question!..

1. skanky ass ugly girls (usually, but not only from walkers) that come to the hockey games in skirts even though it's fucking cold, h..

1. An adjustment to the expression "You're dead to me," which implies that the target may as well be dead in the speaker&apo..