Assprong Edit Meaning

1. the act of ambling quickly while trying to avoid stepping in animal crap. When I walk across my dad's back yard, I have to ookiema..

1. a halfway boner. damn when i got a lapdance i was sporting a 3/4 inch chub 2. a fuckin tony this mornin when i got up i was sportin ..

1. Porno videos, magazines etc. Hey make sure you hide that dijorno if mom sees it we will get a skullyfrom dad...