What is Asspucker?
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Spastic contractions of your sphincter muscle after taking a not so satisying shit. Also common after fits of
Tim's shit was cut short by the doorbell giving him about 5 minutes of uncomfortable asspucker.
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Self proclaimed smut, the gorgeous Chase Utley plays 2nd base for the Philadelphia Phillies. Voted dirtiest player in baseball by Sport..
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A person who eats a banana, or any phallic food, in away that suggests oral sex.
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