What is Asspucker?
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Spastic contractions of your sphincter muscle after taking a not so satisying shit. Also common after fits of
Tim's shit was cut short by the doorbell giving him about 5 minutes of uncomfortable asspucker.
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Synonym for "Steal"
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When you think your cell phone is vibrating, but it is actually all in your head.
"Dang! I thought my girl was ringin' me to ..