Ass-puke Edit Meaning

1. To state to the obvious "It's cold outside". A simple example that can be applied to more conversational statements. It&..

1. something people leave on an answering machine to drive you utterly insane. "my phone beeps because i have a voicemail! how annoyi..

1. When taking a crap in a public bathroom, flushing the toilet several times to keep the smell to a minimum. "Oh man, I had to take ..