What is Asspundit?
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A political analyst or other so-called learned person with particularly idiotic views.
Sean Hannity's views belie a lack of general knowledge and a dearth of reason, therefore he is an asspundit.
References both the tradition of using the word "ass" to describe someone as a despicable person and an xkcd comic.
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