Assquake

What is Assquake?

The act of lifting ones ass and releasing, causing the whole house to shake with fury.

"Oh my god we're under attack!"

"Why?"

"The whole house shook!"

"Is Kerryann home?"

"Yea, why?"

"It was an assquake... she's an assquaker."

"Oh I thought so."

See fart, ass, shit, poop, terd

a very violent expulsion of fecal matter - also called a shitquake.

if you need an example, you are truly a sick fuck.

See Mythical Beast

a a fat woman who farts and causes natural disasters

"damn you just made an assquake"

See natural disaster, fart, toot, ripping ass, gas, rit

U.s.a.b

1. Pronounced as You-sob. Stands for Ugly Son of A Bitch. Reffered as someone. Did you see that U.S.A.B? That's one hell of U.S.A.B..

Youbbing

1. Alternative spelling of youbing. The act of searching for something on youtube. So, what do you wanna do tonight? Fancy some youbbing?..

Lacrostitute

1. A person, commonly of the female sex, who possesses a strong affinity for lacrosse players; lacks self-restraint when in the presence of..

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