What is Assquake?
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The act of lifting ones ass and releasing, causing the whole house to shake with fury.
"Oh my god we're under attack!"
"Why?"
"The whole house shook!"
"Is Kerryann home?"
"Yea, why?"
"It was an assquake... she's an assquaker."
"Oh I thought so."
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2.
a very violent expulsion of fecal matter - also called a shitquake.
if you need an example, you are truly a sick fuck.
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3.
a a fat woman who farts and causes natural disasters
"damn you just made an assquake"
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Random Words:
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An able bodied person impersonating knowingly or not a spastic or for something thats gone totally fucked up
It's totally CP dude
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When you are performing anal sex and you pull out with rancid diarrhea on your cock and you proceed to insert it into a persons mouth.
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