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Using hot sauce as a lubricant while jerking off
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(1) A green pirate That lives in an outhouse on an island. He likes to call his business "swishy swishys" and often uses it to..
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A hyperbolic distinction that only a blithering idiot could not make. Also ass from a hole in the ground, shit from shinola, can't..