Assripper Edit Meaning

1. Someone who thiks they are awesome and posess skills with the ladies, however in reality is just a dirty peasant. Mike: Hey did you see..

1. an arbitrary unit of measure, often used as a joke. I am 467 arbitrons better than you at stuff. See inches, miles, yards..

1. To have hands that are as tough as monkey hands. Jeff has monkey hands... don't let him slap you!..