Assripper Edit Meaning

1. fat bastard that enjoys looking at other fat men naked. Michael enjoys being a zauchin (Ex., Chris Bostany See Aaron..

1. Being married to someone far less attractive than you could be married to, for whatever reason. See successful professional golfer Scot..

1. The annoying situation of trying to shit in a public lavatory which suddenly becomes busy with people. Effort is made to shit as quietl..