Ass-rocket Drunk

What is Ass-rocket Drunk?


1.

When one is so drunk, one is willing to place a rocket-like firecracker between one's butt cheeks and fire it off.

"What ho, stout Yeoman? Might I infer by thine Countenance that thou hast been tempted by The Drink?"

"Verily! In celebrating somewhat belatedly Her Royal Highness' Golden Jubilee, my Compatriots and I didst become so emboldened as to consequently suffer the following Reproach of a fine and honest Gentlewoman: 'Ye Gods, you Vagabonds, but you have become ass-rocket drunk!'"

See ass, rocket, drunk, tomfoolery, stupid


58

Random Words:

1. Basically Hell condensed into the size of a tiny cut on your fingers, neck (from that jackass that sits behind you in math class), or di..
1. It's what happens when a too small bra is used on a too big boob squeezing two perfectly round boobs into four smaller ones. Honey..
1. This is THE answer if someone accuses you of being high or drunk. generally used when one's eye's are a bit of a give-away, or..