What is Ass-rocket Drunk?
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When one is so drunk, one is willing to place a rocket-like firecracker between one's butt cheeks and fire it off.
"What ho, stout Yeoman? Might I infer by thine Countenance that thou hast been tempted by The Drink?"
"Verily! In celebrating somewhat belatedly Her Royal Highness' Golden Jubilee, my Compatriots and I didst become so emboldened as to consequently suffer the following Reproach of a fine and honest Gentlewoman: 'Ye Gods, you Vagabonds, but you have become ass-rocket drunk!'"
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noun:
1. A person who seeks to dictate or control the behavior of others in the name of the environment, and who denies the validity of..
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Someone who wants to look their age, smell nice, and live past 50.
"Wanna cigarette?"
"Naw man, that's just not ho..
