Ass-slappin' Edit Meaning

1. A slight burn that turns into a tan. Dude1: "Hey, you look like a lobster!" Dude2: "Just you wait, it's a pretan&q..

1. someone who sucks hairy vaginas "woah when i ate her out i felt like a vagina vroomer" See vashnoodle, vagina, bush, aliza..

1. Allowing a female to perform oral sex after an extended act of anal sex. Ideally, this female will have a little brown lipstick as a rem..