Ass-slappin' Edit Meaning

1. Killing yourself in order to find a better life beyond. I can't take life anymore. I'm rerolling irl. See irl, killing, your..

1. Someone that is really noob in a e-sport game. Wow! How did you miss him? You play like a wicked! OMG He has 1 kill, 30 deaths! He pla..

1. When one orally removes a dingleberry from someone elses asshole. After my girlfriend gave me a blumpkin I had a swedish meatball sized..