Ass-slurper Edit Meaning

1. When a person is either not keen enough, or has A.D.D and cannot do the simplest of task because they are too slow. man1: "Why won..

1. One who follows the beliefs of Zevonism, the belief that Warren Zevon is God and that, quoting from the Zevonist bible, "Shit'..

1. A dialect of a shorty, further defined as a really hot girl. Yo, Jessica Simpson is a schwertie! See hunnie, hottie, shorty, babe, bis..