Ass-slurper Edit Meaning

1. the three little dots people use in texts when they don't know what to say, are shocked or surprised, confused or just annoyed. ....

1. An cranky old man with a beard, who might just be your father, and who might aldso give you a violent haircut if your bangs are too long..

1. When conversations hit a dry spot. Used when there is an awkward silence. "It was really fun..... so.... then a bear came"..