Ass-smoochery

What is Ass-smoochery?

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(n.) The act and art of advancing up the corporate ladder by being the biggest tattleteller, asskisser and the most non-productive yet perfectionist employee in the company.

A: You know Jim got his 5% raise just last month, I can't see him presenting any projects or getting any work done.

B: What? It's already the third time this year, I think I can smell a pungent ass-smoochery going on.

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