Asstache

What is Asstache?


1.

The tuff of hair just above the ass in the small of the back. Usually found only on men.

My friend showed me a picture of her boyfriends asstache. He really needs to shave it.

See ass, mustache, back hair, backstache

2.

Any hair or distinctive marking around the anus

Look at the asstache on that cat.

See moustache, hair, ass, asshole, etc., grapes

3.

when a man or woman fingers his or her own balloon knot then takes their dirty digit out and wipes it across the upper lip.

i was so pissed at jen that after i plowed her from behind i gave her an asstache... and she liked it...

See dirty sanchez, dirt bag


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