What is Asstache?
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The tuff of hair just above the ass in the small of the back. Usually found only on men.
My friend showed me a picture of her boyfriends asstache. He really needs to shave it.
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Any hair or distinctive marking around the anus
Look at the asstache on that cat.
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3.
when a man or woman fingers his or her own balloon knot then takes their dirty digit out and wipes it across the upper lip.
i was so pissed at jen that after i plowed her from behind i gave her an asstache... and she liked it...
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A man(or woman) that has a mustache that goes down past their lips. The mustache is the color of dirt.
Ah ha ha! You're a queermo ..
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noun.
A name for a person that is just straight up amazing. They know how to make you feel better when you're having a crappy day,..
