Asstarded

What is Asstarded?


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(adj.) One already having the values of a jackass but conjunctively afflicted with being a complete retard. It is worth noting that one who is asstarded usually has asshole attributes such as a bitch or a dick but failed at life by being I.Q. inept.

"Those guys who designed Internet Explorer 6 were completely asstarded."

"You must be asstarded if you think I'm going to fall into your Cutco Knives/Rainbow Vacuum/Primerica/Avon pyramid scheme..."

See asstard, asstarded, jackass, retard


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