Asstasslery Edit Meaning

1. A pair of aces in your hand, in a game of Texas Hold 'Em poker. In "Rounders", Teddy KGB was dealt pocket rockets, with ..

1. A slap so powerful, only the divine can deliver it upon sinful mortals. I had a dream last night the Jesus uberslapped me. The force of..

1. An impoverished person who is often tardy when required to be somewhere at a specific time. Man, I can't trust Kyle, he's suc..