What is Asstastic?
1.
1. Extremely bad; abominable
2. Extremely evil or cruel
1. The party-goers were completely out of control and left behind an asstastic mess.
2. "That asstastic whore just dumped me for my brother!"
2.
Adjective.
Definition 1: A complimentary statement of one's posterior.
Synonym: Bootylicious
Definition 2: A durogatory comment regarding someone who excels at being a fantastic asshole.
Synonym: Colossus Assholus
Example 1: "Gee, these pants make my rear end look asstastic!!"
Example 2: "My ex was asstastic, he left me destitute."
3.
The opposite of fantastic.
"You really did an asstastic job there, Billy"
4.
(adj.)having a great ass
Man that girl is asstastic!
5.
Asstastic is a combination of "Ass" and "Fantastic." Was created as a satire of all words that ironically mean "excellent," such as
"I just saw Sin City! It was Asstastic!"
6.
A modified form of "fantastic" that injects the word "ass" to reverse the meaning. Asstastic refers to something that sucks or is of poor quality.
Davo : That pizza was asstastic!
Luis: Yeah, holmes, it tasted like bum!
7.
Lame; weak; inferior.
That game was asstastic; damn cheaters.
