Asstastic

What is Asstastic?


1.

1. Extremely bad; abominable

2. Extremely evil or cruel

1. The party-goers were completely out of control and left behind an asstastic mess.

2. "That asstastic whore just dumped me for my brother!"

2.

Adjective.

Definition 1: A complimentary statement of one's posterior.

Synonym: Bootylicious

Definition 2: A durogatory comment regarding someone who excels at being a fantastic asshole.

Synonym: Colossus Assholus

Example 1: "Gee, these pants make my rear end look asstastic!!"

Example 2: "My ex was asstastic, he left me destitute."

3.

The opposite of fantastic.

"You really did an asstastic job there, Billy"

4.

(adj.)having a great ass

Man that girl is asstastic!

5.

Asstastic is a combination of "Ass" and "Fantastic." Was created as a satire of all words that ironically mean "excellent," such as cool, wicked, tight, gnarly and sick.

"I just saw Sin City! It was Asstastic!"

6.

A modified form of "fantastic" that injects the word "ass" to reverse the meaning. Asstastic refers to something that sucks or is of poor quality.

Davo: That pizza was asstastic!

Luis: Yeah, holmes, it tasted like bum!

7.

Lame; weak; inferior.

That game was asstastic; damn cheaters.


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