Asstecs

What is Asstecs?


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The Asstecs are a tribe of crazy-ass Mexican Indians that love to sacrifice ass to their gods on pyramids.

Jacques discovered the Asstecs in Mexico and sprayed Mexiban on them.

See indians, mexico, ass, Jacques Asse


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