Asstek

What is Asstek?


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The semi-popular Pontiac SUV. Known for its horrable styling cues, and terribly stupid options ($3500 tent)

"What are you gonna do with a $3500 tent man?" "Sleep out in the wilderness like a pimp in my Asstek" "Good job, i'll just fold down the seats and sleep in the back of my Pinto"


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